Swinburne Pre-U Open Day – Day One

By Lance in Celebration & Events, News, Swinburne on March 15th, 2009

I was invited by Ms. Nadeha from PR Department to be the coverage photographer for the event. And boy it was tiring @_@

I’ll just let the pictures do the talking.*very tired*

*Warning: Lots of pictures! Low internet speed users please beware!

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Week 1

By satriakid in Random Ramblings on March 5th, 2009

Welcome back everyone. And welcome to those new to Swinburne Sarawak.

How has your week been? The week has nearly ended and I still see chaos happening around the campus, especially the first floor of Block G.

Anyway, seeing Swinburne getting flooded with more people, from different backgrounds and ethnicity, it is good to have a multi-racial environment where everyone co-exist in peace and harmony, though we’re all stranger to each other. Even a simple smile or nod would spark a beautiful friendship which goes a long way.

Other than that, I see people doing stuff in the Open Labs, working or researching or something else, I have no idea but seems still jam packed as usual.

New cafeteria has opened up, and sadly, I totally forgotten to take a snap when I did lug my camera around with me *smacks self*. Food is nice and recommended. Weird thing is, we have two (2) waffer and corn.. I’ll just call it a snack bar, competing. Hey, it is good to have competition. Keeps quality standard high and price low. *Economics 101*

Renovations happening around, and new stuff being setup. Somehow the atmosphere is getting a good start for this term. And for those who didn’t know, the bookstore is open for business. Give it a visit.

Glad the heavy gloomy downpour lasting for months has finally left, well, I was feeling torturous for the past one month due to the rain (was in Selangor for 1 month so not much rain).

Bah, it poured again for less than an hour.

Hey, welcome to Kuching. A place of wacky weather.

Cheers and happy studying!

The New Semester

By Hans L. in Random Ramblings on March 5th, 2009

A new year swings in and before you know it, the semester has already started. Old students return while freshies enrol into their courses and carry their luggage up the hostels’ staircase. There’s a lot of new faces!

Legs are getting workouts in climbing stairs and running in between classes and departments. Tutorials are being joined, lectures attended, timetables arranged. Say hello to Week One.

Welcome back fellas.

A few words for Laughs!

By Da-Mass in Swinburne on March 1st, 2009

1. A  FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man  tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are  CLOSED.

2.  One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before  Marriage – Drink whenever you are SAD,
After Marriage – Drink whenever you  are HAPPY

3.  Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1.  Tele-Phone
2.  Tele-Vision
3.  Tell to Woman
Need  still FASTER – Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

4.  Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.

5. A  man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and  Best Woman.
Next  moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral  : BE SPECIFIC

6.  What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It  is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends.

7.  Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They  see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should  KILL him.
Ant  2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we  will just  throw him away from our path.
Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE  him because  he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

8.  If you do NOT have a Girl Friend – You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend – You are missing EVERY thing in your  life.

9.  Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their  MISTAKE.
Answer  : On their MARRIAGE.

10.  When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from  Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness -  Please PAY  the  ELECTRICITY BILL.

11.  Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution,  you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.

12.  “A Ship is always safe at the shore – but that is NOT what it is built for” -  Albert Einstein

WASH YOUR HANDS!!!

By Da-Mass in Random Ramblings on March 1st, 2009

During an hour’s swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.

In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises
(touching door handles etc.)

An average person’s yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects – while you slept!

Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated
and failed to wash their hands.

Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated
and failed to wash their hands.

In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.

At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore
from one of the guests.

Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples’ anal gases.

HAVE A GREAT DAY…
AND WASH YOUR DAMN HANDS!!!!